You can cut your morning prep down substantially, however, with just a little multitasking here and there. Why not use some of that time you’re sitting on the toilet to try out a new face mask or finish brushing your teeth. Just make sure to be careful where you put your hands. The best time for many people to do this is in the bathroom, where there’s no pesky bosses or people to tell you to get back on track. Normally you might be too busy to allow yourself this kind of distraction, but when you’re stuck in the bathroom anyway there isn’t anything keeping you from browsing to your heart’s content. Don’t ever feel ashamed about taking some time to give yourself a quick pep talk while you’re using the lavatory. You’re awesome, and you can do anything you want! Ponder those questions the universe as cursed on us. Ones we’ll never have answers to. Questions like, “why do people read about what other people can do in the John…” Very important stuff. Remember, if the photo image looks bad, no one will see it because you’re in the John! Just make sure you don’t get too caught up in your game, or you might look up only to find you’ve been sitting for way too long and your legs are sleep! We swear you will save the time patting down your checks and adding that last shimmering gloss to your lips when you do it sitting on the John and waiting for that load to drop before the party starts! Of course, make sure to wash those hands before you get going! So, we suggest using that time to make some phone calls you’ve been holding off. It’s easy, take a load, make a phone call. Now, isn’t that productive? We think so! Tweezer out those horrid stray hairs, trim that nostril stache and dig up some whiteheads. Self-perseveration is key to good hygiene, even if you are doing it, sitting on a john! So, use it when you’re sitting on the toilet. Before you know it, you’ve relieved yourself, and found a date for the evening! Talk about a win, win, bathroom situation! That is… until you take that book with you to the John! Catch up on some good reading while you’re pushing out the day’s stresses (and excess foods)!
